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awwww-cute:
“He stole the driver seat when I pumped gas, and he looked pretty happy about it
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mercutihoe:

if I go to banksys theme park and sit down in the middle of everything and just scream do you think people will think im an exhibit

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

sexy-camel:
“ fidefortitude:
“ therealraewest:
“ dandelion-fireworks:
“ onlylolgifs:
“ logic at its finest
”
This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit...

publicunderwear:

earthdad:

you: Despicable Me minions can’t be sexy

me:

image

you: nevermind

how dare you make me see this with my own eyes

loodge